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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:54:45 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris: If I am elected president</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The real Chuck details his campaign promises if he ran for president:

I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises?

I made a list I'm certain can get me elected.

If I'm elected president, I willâ¦

Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day â or else they can't vote on anything.

Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my eight years in office (why would I need them?).

Resurrect...]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:54:45 PDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris.
Oh shit.............


Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.

Long ago Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands."]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 19:40:28 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Chuck Norris Facts</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Don't know what Chuck Norris Facts are? Need some good Chuck Norris Facts? Want to delight in the majesty that is Chuck Norris? Then look no further! Head on over to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ !

(NOTE: Website is down at this time. Still need your fix? Just Google "Chuck Norris facts". HURRY BEFORE HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS YOU IN THE FACE!!!!)]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:16:29 PST</pubDate>
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